“New achievement! Why aren’t you wearing pants? You entered the dungeon wearing no pants. Dude. Seriously?” - Dungeon AI You’ll be the talk of the World Dungeon when you make all your rolls with these stylish yet comfortable Big Boi Boxers Dice! D ...

Grand Champion, Best in Dungeon, Breed Winner Regional, National Winner Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk “Oh Carl! Look! My own role-playing game dice set! I can’t believe it! Aren’t they lovely! Much better than that musty old trophy I won at ...

Smush: Skill Level 3 “Killing with your feet. Your bare, beautiful bunion-free feet. Taking your bare foot, placing it on top of a living, conscious life, and then pressing lovingly down until that life ceases to be. Is there a more noble way to k ...